Kar Jokes / Recent Jokes

1 sharabi let kr gaane ga raha tha.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga..
Dusra sharabi ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..
Sharabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai...

AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE. ................... POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO

A potted version of the state of affairs in our country inscribed behind an autorickshaw:
Jheel par paani barasta hai, hamaarey deysh mein Kheyt paani ko tarasta hai, hamaarey deysh mein Zindgee ka haal khasta hai, hamaarey deysh. mein Insaan ka khoon sasta hai, hamaarey deysh mein Ab leedron, afsaron aur paagalon ko chhor kar Kaun khul kar hastua hai, hamaarey deysh mein? The rain fall on lakes in our land While fields go thirsty in our land
What lives of misery do we live in our land
Human blood is cheap in our land
Now besides leaders, officials and lunatics
No one laughs heartily in our land.

husband......
jab mai suit pahan kar jaatha hoon tho dookaandaar mujhe sabji mahenga detha hai... par jab maile kurthe paijaame mai jaatha hoon tho sasthe detha ha.....
wife.....
tho tum kal se katora le kar jaana.... mufth mai dega....

2 indian fuji aik dosray kay sath fight kar rahay thay tu acha officer nay dekh lia aur ya kah kar un ka cot marshal kar dia kay humay larnay walay fuji nahi chaheay