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    You know you `re from Lahore when..

    - The first 15 channels on your cable are dedicated to stage show mujras

    - You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah

    - Your uncivilized next door neighbor just bought a BMW because he deals in property

    - A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number

    - At least one of your friends is a Butt

    - All directions start with, "Go down to Main Boulevard"

    - You think it `s okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir `s Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year

    - Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn `t have a bike to chase you

    - When someone asks you ` `Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai? ` `, you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town

    - If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pyjamas instead of walking to your more...

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    Keep your mouth closed

    A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist asked him,' Surely you have dentists in Islamabad? You did not have to come all this way to have your teeth attended to.'
    'We have no choice. In Islamabad we are not allowed to open our mouths,' replied the man with the aching tooth.

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    ISlAmaBAD Airport?

    (source: Rex Loring, former RAF pilot)
    Air-to-ground conversation involving BOAC pilot approaching Karachi
    (Pakistan) International Airport:
    Pilot: Speedbird 7-0-7 here. Request permission to land on runway 42-
    Left.
    Tower: Sorry, Speedbird 7-0-7. Runway 42-Left is closed. There was an
    unfortunate incident yesterday. But you are cleared for landing on runway
    19-Right.
    Pilot: Roger Karachi tower. Proceeding on approach pattern.
    [As the pilot enters final approach, he is appalled to see a 747 taking
    off from that runway and heading straight at him. After taking violent
    evasive action, the conversation resumes]
    Pilot: Karachi Tower. What is going on ?? You cleared me for landing
    on runway 19-Right, but there was another plane taking off from there !!!
    Tower: Oh dear. I do hope we will not have a repeat of yesterday.

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