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How the World Cup 2003 was won:
Super Six: Australia, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and Zimbabwe. Only countries whose name ended with A went into the Semi-Finals. Australia
India
Kenya
Sri Lanka
(New Zealand and Zimbabwe did not have A at their end). Only countries whose names ended with IA went into the Final Australia India
(Kenya and Sri Lanka did not have IA at their end)
Who took the Cup? : Kisne World Cup "Lia"? Austra"lia"!
Who gave the Cup? : Kisne World Cup "Dia"? In"dia"!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock- Knock
Who's There?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya eat me out?

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
HONOR ROLL
We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET
I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
OMELETTE
Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY
When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE
I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
DEFENSE
I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO
I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH
I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET
I slam the more...