Kite Jokes / Recent Jokes

A father and his son were in the backyard trying to fly a kite. The boy held the kite up and the father ran pulling the string. The kite would go up in the air ten or eleven feet and flutter to the ground. Several tries and the same thing kept happening.
The wife was watching this from the kitchen window and she stepped to the door and called to her husband: 'Honey, what you need is more tail.'
'I know, I know' replied the husband. 'That's what I told you last night and you told me to 'go fly a kite'.'

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells. "You need more tail."
The father yells back "F@ck You, I told you yesterday I needed more tail and you told me to go fly a kite".

Henry was helping his son fly a kite in the back yard, but was having trouble getting it to stay up. His wife stood watching them from the porch. Henry had just run the entire length of the yard, trying to pull the kite into the air, only to have it thrash about uncertainly and plummet to the ground.
"Henry," said the wife, "you need more tail."
"I wish you'd make up your mind," said Henry, panting heavily. "Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite, he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, "Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail." Ralph replies "Make up your goddamn mind, last nightyou told me to go fly a kite!"

There is a man in his back yard trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times all the while his wife is watching from her kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything she opens the window and yells to her husband "You need more tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind, Honey. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his
son.
Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.
After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out the
front door and yells, "You need more tail."
The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand
women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she said
to go fly a kite!"

A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out thefront door and yells, "You need more tail."The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understandwomen. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she saidto go fly a kite!"