Knocking Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don`t disgrace themselves at the parade.
Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Q: How do you know when a drum solo`s really bad?
A: The bass player notices.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he`ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can`t just be pushed in.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I. Q. more...
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door? A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door? A: The knocking gets faster.Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad? A: The bass player notices.Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A drummer.Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless.Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test? A: Drool.If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and faster.
How can you tell that there's a vocalist at your front door?
She forgot the key and doesn't know when to come in.
How can you tell that there's an accordionist at your front door?
He doesn't stop knocking even after you answer.
How do you know when a trombone player is at your front door?
The doorbell drags.
How do you know when there's a banjo player at your door?
His hat says "Domino's".
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade. Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door? A: The knocking gets slower. Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door? A: The knocking gets faster. Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad? A: The bass player notices. Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in. Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A drummer. Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless. Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins. Q: What did the drummer get on his I. Q. test? A: Drool. If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Bill Clinton comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Clinton is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his barstool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Hillary Clinton appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his barstool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Clinton country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."