Kool Jokes

Your Mama is so fat, that if she were to put on a red shirt and go outside, all the little kids would run up to her and yell "KOOL AID!!!"

Your so fat that when you walk outside in a red shirt everyone Shouts 'Kool Aid, Kool Aid'

Dear Jokers who provide Yo mama jokes,
Please do not post yo mama jokes previously posted in this Joke Page.
It's a waste of your time, our time and bandwith.
Please read the following collection of YO MAMA SO FAT' jokes. Future
jokers, read this and if you can find something new about the fat mama
then submit your joke. (OLD MAMA, TALL MAMA, POOR MAMA etc.
will follow)
YO MAMA IS SO FAT
Yo mama so fat. . . she's fat!
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
Yo mama so fat I got rich by making her sit on coal.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo mama so fat I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
Yo mama so fat I'm more...

Your so fat that when you walk outside in a red shirt everyone Shouts' Kool Aid, Kool Aid'

Why cant blondes make Kool Aid? Because they cant figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.