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These Four Guys Were Walking Down The Street, A Saudi, A Russian, A North Korean, And A New Yorker.
A Reporter Comes Running Up And Says, "Excuse Me, What Is Your Opinion About The Meat Shortage?"
The Saudi Says, "Excuse Me, What's A Shortage?"
The Russian Says, "Excuse Me, What's Meat?"
The North Korean Says, "Excuse Me, What's An Opinion?"
The New Yorker, Says, "Excuse Me? What's Excuse Me?

You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. It's a Korean art. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). No one sweats. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

You think about Korean martial arts everyday. You begin to sprinkle Korean words and phrases into your conversation. You have a Korean dictionary which you never use. When you see a magazine rack you quickly check for new martial arts magazines first and read the articles on Korean martial arts first. You always make it a point to check the martial arts section of the bookstore and look for Korean martial arts books first. You shop for clothes based on your ability to high kick in them. Adidas is your favorite sports clothing brand. You sewed your school patch onto your bathrobe. You tie your monogrammed bathrobe belt (which you never wash) into a square knot and then check to make sure the ends are exactly even. You open the refrigerator door with a roundhouse kick and shut it with a side kick. You develop a taste for Korean food and other Asian food as well. You develop an interest in Korean members of the opposite sex. You look more to your sabumnim/kwanjangnim for guidance and more...

knock knck
Who's there
coach

(apparently "cochu" means penus in korean)

have a patch on the arm of your dobuk that says' black belt member' have a patch of a Korean flag that says' Taekwondo' underneath wear a raggedy black belt to show experience are the first to volunteer to ref do AUTOBOMBS still think you're in karate wear your medal throughout whole tournament think sweating means you're out of shape have an elaborately shaped and colored headgear made by' shihan' think being able to take a kick in the face makes you good constantly beg your instructor to open the windows and doors because you're sweating too much come to weigh-in dressed in your dobuk don't get any of these

These four guys were walking down the street,
a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a
New Yorker.A reporter comes running up and says,
'Excuse me, what is your opinion about the
meat shortage?'The Saudi says,' Excuse me, what's a shortage?'The Russian says,' Excuse me, what's meat?'The North Korean says,' Excuse me, what's an opinion?'The New Yorker, says,' Excuse me? What's excuse me?

A Korean, A Mexican, An Australian & An American Are Attending A U. N. General Assembly. The Secretary General Of The U. N.
Says,"Each And Every Country Should Take Necessary Steps To Solve The Problem Of Terrorism For The Betterment Of The Rest Of
The World. To This The Korean Says'Sorry, I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Phrase'necessary Steps.' After This The Mexican
Says'Sorry, I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Phrase" To Solve Problems." Then The Australian Says "Sorry, I Don't Know The
Meaning Of The Word' Terrorism'." At Last The American Says'Sorry, I Don't Know The Meanig Of The Phrase'for The Betterment
Of The Rest Of The World."