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Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only has 1 - a death wish.

Written by a Viet Nam Vet
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

"In Memory of The Twin Towers"

Warning song to Osama bin Laden
(the tune of Rawhide)

The devil came from nowhere
He attacked us from the sky.

He bloodied up our nation
didn't give a reason why.

Now he's placed a spear in our eye
said its done it Allahs name

So God's coming lookin for him
And he's got himself to blame.

No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to go
For the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow.

You defiled the love of all mankind without a single thought
And the world is coming for you now with everything its got.

Just go hidin in your hills
You'll be buried in your caves.

You'll get what you've got comin now
For being Satans slaves.

You've woke the sleeping giant
From his legendary sleep

Now with open roar more...

The book reveals that bin Laden is in good health, is hiding near the Pakistan-Afghanistan border, and once dated John Tesh.

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his more...

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After fifteen minutes speaking he says:' I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says:' I have four questions': 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Just then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have.' A little girl called Julie stands upand says:' I have six questions': 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early? 6. Where is Bobby?

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... Ill hide from you too!

Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife
He saw bush and she wouldnt get rid of it