Lemonade Jokes / Recent Jokes
A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going away. As they knocked upon a neighbor's door, the little girl bowed low saying, "This is my husband and I'm his wife. We're visiting you you know."Come in, come in," the lady at the door said, "and take yourself a seat. I'll bring you both some lemonade and something good to eat."She gave them each a tall glass and a cookie on a plate. Later, she offered them a second cup of frosty lemonade."Oh no, thank you", the wee lass said, as she took the small boy's hand, "We really have to go now. My husband wet his pants"'
theres was a black man a white man and a mexican in the desert they all came upon a genie and he said you get one wish so they all wished for something to drink so a slide come out and the genie said slide down the slide and say what u want to drink and u will land in it. the black man went first and said lemonade so he landed in lemonade the white man went down and said beer so he landed in beer the mexican went down and said weeeeeee!
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
159. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.