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Nike condoms
Just do it.
Toyota condoms
Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms
You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condoms
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms
The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack
Ten million strong and growing.
Secret condoms
Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
MacIntosh condoms
It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms
The best never rest.
Chevy condoms
Like a rock.
Dial condoms
Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto condoms
Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto condoms
Who's next?
Avis condoms
Trying harder than ever.
KFC condoms
Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola condoms
Always a Real Thing.
Lays condoms
Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup condoms
Mm, mm, good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom
If it doesn't get all over the place, more...
A man won $5,000,000 in the state lotto. He immediately called his wife with the good news. Honey, guess what! I just won $5,000,000 in the lottery! Start packing, I'll be home in about two hours." "That's GREAT dear! Oh, should I pack for warm weather, or for cold?" "Heck, I don't care. Just be gone when I get there!"
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty more...
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty more...
Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmakerFlintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.Ford Condoms: The best never rest.Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey- you never know.California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."Bounty: The more...
A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray: "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Brandi again prays: "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays: "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice more...
1- Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
3- Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4- Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5- Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6- Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
7- Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a
woman.
8- Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
9- Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
10- Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
11- Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
everybody did?
12- New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
13- California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
14- Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
15- EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going.
16- KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
17- Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
18- Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
19- Cambells Soup more...