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A woman is in bed with her lover... who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make passionate love for hours.
Afterwards, they're just laying there, and the telephone rings. Because it's the woman'shouse, she answers it. Her lover listens to her side of the conversation.
"Hello? Oh, hi. So glad you called. Really? That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great. Thanks. Okay. Bye-bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks:"Who was that?" "Oh," she replies, "that was my husband, telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip. With you."

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...(She is speaking in a cheery voice)"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?""Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After hours of making love, they're just laying there, when the phone rings.
Since it is her house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover watches her and listens, only being able to hear her side of the conversation.
Speaking in a cheerful voice, she says, "Hello? Oh, hi there. I'm so glad you called. Really? Oh, that's wonderful. I'm very happy for you. It all sounds terrific. Thanks. Okay. Bye for now."
"Who was it?" her lover asks, as she hangs up the phone.
"Oh, that was my husband," she replies. "He was telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never manage to catch him at it.

HOW..."BIG"... SHOULD A MAN BE?
Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by confusion. The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men substantially larger than this must often undergo painful surgery to
cure their condition. In thickness, the average man is slightly larger than a ball-point pen.

HOW..."LONG"... SHOULD A MAN LAST?
Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-unbreakable thirty-second barrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go for up to forty-five seconds. Once in a long while, you'll find a man who can "last" as long as a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your girlfriends know you've landed one of these desirable "sixty second wonders."

HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM?
The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into words, but most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels like something inside of you." When more...

Dearest Girl

I am very happy to inform you that I have feelings for you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further more...