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Mallu wants to clean his well
He asked his friend what is the best way to get in the well for cleaning.
Freind said use a ladder, it is very easy to get in the well.
So using a ladder mallu start to climb down to the well, Got slipped and fell in the water.
Mallu said I never thought using ladder will be so fast and easy to reach the bottom of the well!!!!!!!!!

IN AN LKG CLASS ROOM.....
LITTLE GIRL: MADAM.. I WANT TO ASK YOU ONE THING
MADAM: YOU CAN ASK
LITTLE GIRL: WHEN I WILL BECOME "PREGNENT"..
MADAM: IT WILL TAKE LONG TIME...
LITTLE GIRL: TELL ME WHEN?
MADAM: NEARLY 15 YEARS AFTER... AFTER U GET MARRIED ONLY.
LITTLE GIRL: OK
AT THAT TIME FROM BACK BENCH ONE LITTLE BOY LOUDLY SAYS TO THIS LITTLE GIRL...

I TOLD YOU NA. ...... NO PROBLEM

THIS HAS REFERANCE TO MY POST'iNTELLEGENT bihari" which is missing now.
Please note that, If a keralite can be called as MALAYALI, a person belong to Bihar can be called as BIHARI. I think nothing wrong in it.

And please do note the subject of this segment "MALLU JOCKS"-this also humiliating the malayalis.

kuttappan Kuttanadu

Kothukukal naadu vaneedum kaalam
Maanusharellarum ezhu pole (Pani pidichu valanju poyi)
Thallayumilla makalumilla,
Pollum paniyillaathorarumilla...........
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Kure urumbukal puzhayil kulikkan irangi. Then an aana came and decided to have a bath and he jumped in the river. By the force of the waves made by elephant's dive all ants were swept to the shore except one which landed in the elephant's head. All the ants who were on the shore shouted something to the one at elephant's head. what was that?
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>"mukki kolleda aa nayinte mone"

What do you call an amazing Malayalee? Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee? Debo Nair.

Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.

What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? Kutty Sark.

Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the union on the other side.

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in more...