Mamma Jokes / Recent Jokes
Yo mamma's so dumb she went to an airport and she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home
Yo momma is so fat that's the reason London Bridge is falling down.
Yo mamma's so dumb, she sat on her tv and watched her couch.
Yo mama is so fat, at high school, they had to take her senior pictures by satellite!
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she sells shade.
Yo mamma is so stupid, you threw a ball at the ground and missed.
your mamma is so large she needs 80 blankets to wipe her ass.
your mamma is so large she buys 90 shirts just to make a glove.
Yo mama's so fat every time she had sex it was like an earthquake!
Yo momma is so nice, she'll give you the hair off her back!
Yo momma is so ugly she entered an ugly contest but the judge said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat she uses a VCR as a pager!
Yo momma so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she screamed who turned off the heat.
Yo Mama so ugly that when she puts out, nobody wants in.
Yo mama is so fat that she chases the school bus yelling I want a twinky!
Yo mamma is so greasy she uses bacon for band-aids
Yo mama is so fat here waist line is the equator
Yo momma is so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo mamma is so poor, the best restaurant she's ever eaten at was a dumpster
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and boogers popped out of George Washington's nose
Yo mamma so fat she walked out the house in more...
Yo mamma is soo stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.
Yo mamma so poor when i went to your house and rang the bell she stock her head out the window and yelled ding dong.
Yo mama's so fat she put on a red shirt and everyone started shouting Oh Yeah Kool Aid!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it reads to be continued!
Yo Mama is so dumb she locked herself in a supermarket and starved to death.
Yo momma's so stupid she trips over cordless phones!
Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the local football team
A: your mamma has a higher sperm count
ur mamma is so fat she could nt fit through da doors at hungry jacks
ur mamma so fat when a car hit her she said who through that rock