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there are 3 blondes speeding on the hghway, named poop, manners, and shut-up.poop fell out.Manners jumps out to help poop.a police officer pulls shut-up over.
"Whats your name?"said the officer.
"shut-up."he said.
"Whats your name?"said the officer.
"shut-up."
"Whats your name?"said the officer.
"shut-up!"
"wheres your manners?"
"back there pickin' up poop!"
There were three men. One called Mad, one called troubles and one called manners. One day Troubles goes missing. So mad and Manners get into the car and go to the police station. Manners was left in the car, and Mad went upto the policer man and said "My Troubles has gone missing" Because in Genral Troubles had gone missing. the police officer replied "Are you mad"? And Mad repiled " yes " because his name is mad. then the police officer said "where are your manners" because Manners was waiting in the car mad said " i left him in the car" SO THEY NEVER FOUND TROUBLES!
jOKE BY sHABNAM AGE 10
A greenhorn, not familiar with the manners of city folk, happened to be spending his holidays with his uncle in Lucknow. During his stay, there was a death in the neighbouring house. The uncle decided to take his nephew along to the bereaved family to offer his condolences. In proper Lucknawi style, the uncle began to extol the virtues of the dead man:' He was a great soul. He was not only your chachaji but the chachaji of our entire mohalla. May his soul rest in peace! We will miss him as long as we live,' And so on. Our greenhorn maintained a stiff-lipped silence.
Back home, the uncle reprimanded his nephew.' Don't they teach you manners at home? You should also have said something about the dead man being like your own real chachaji.'
The lad apologized saying he had never been to a condolence meeting before but would bear the advice in mind.
A few weeks later, a friend of the greenhorn lost his wife and he decided to offer his condolences in the formula prescribed.' more...
Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rude-olph.
One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he met a policeman. The policeman said, “What is your name? ” “Shut up! ” The policeman replied, “Are you looking for trouble? ” “Yes! ” The policeman fumed, “Where are your manners? ” “In the toilet. ”
there was a guy named shutup and he had two kids named manners and poopey. they went for a drive and manners was wearing a sitbelt and poopey was sticking his head out the window.all of a sudden shutup starts to speed up and the cop sees them so he pulls him over and poopey falls out the window.the cops says whats your name and he goes shutup he goes whats your name SHUTUP! he goes do u want to go down town he goes my name is shutup! he says weres your manners he goes over there picking up poopey!!!
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Once there were 3 people shit fuck and manners who were playing ball on there street were a car came and ran manneres and shit overe then fuck went to the cop station n the coppa goes wants your name he goes fuck then th coppa says were are your manners and he says got ran over with shit