Mariah Carey Jokes

Pop diva Mariah Carey is suing porn DDiva Mary Carey citing the likelihood that consumers will "mistakenly associate the goods offered" by Mary Carey--whose real name is Mary Cook--with the performer's "goods and services."


It wouldn't have been a problem if Glitter hadn't sucked.

Many people are saying that Mariah Carey's recent erratic behavior has been "eyebrow-raising". Even worse for Mariah, one of the people who said that was Nancy Pelosi.

Yesterday Mariah Carey explained her long, rambling acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival after being named Breakthrough Actress. She said that was the last time she would read an acceptance speech written for her by Joe Biden.

Mariah Carey is suing a politically active porn star for using a similar name. The singer is afraid her fans might mistake her for a registered voter.