Mariah Jokes

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Many people are saying that Mariah Carey's recent erratic behavior has been "eyebrow-raising". Even worse for Mariah, one of the people who said that was Nancy Pelosi.

Yesterday Mariah Carey explained her long, rambling acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival after being named Breakthrough Actress. She said that was the last time she would read an acceptance speech written for her by Joe Biden.

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again". When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious". When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!"