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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years agothat I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...

Throughout numerous cultures, the concept of the devil has been a constant, yet his name has varied. For instance, In German legend he has been called Krumnase meaning "crooked nose", Ziegenbart meaning "goatbeard", Spiegelglanz meaning "mirror-sight" and finally Shortzenanklez meaning "guy with shorts around his ankles".
Where the odds of getting hit by lightning are almost 1 in a million, the odds are only 1 in 5 that some day you'll get rear-ended in a parking lot by a guy named "Herb".
Although hard to believe, of 1000 proctologists polled, over 79% say that in any given work day, they use the word "AND" far more than they use the word "BUT".
Of 3 million women movie-goers polled, 2.1 million stated that what a date orders at the snack bar can provide an initial indication of that person as a sexual partner. All 2.1 million stated that a date who orders Goobers has "no chance in more...

...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. - A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. - You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner".
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. - Gotta get married in a church.
Childbirth (child*brth) n. - You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say focus... breathe... push..."
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. - An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. - The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. - To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair Dresser more...

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years agothat I lost my dear wife and children.I'll never forget that game of cards...