Medicine Jokes / Recent Jokes
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say,"please pass the salt," but instead I said,"You god damn bitch, you ruined my life."
Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the firstpicture and asks the man what he sees." A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies. The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man whathe sees." A man and a woman making love in a boat." He holds up the third picture." A man and a woman making love at the beach." This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says hesees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes andsays, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex." And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."
So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.