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There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.
Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".
So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pussy".
The genie grants the mexicans wish...and turned him into a tampon!

There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pussy".The genie grants the mexicans wish...and turned him into a tampon!

so an american, mexican, and afican go to a cliff and throw off what they have too much of in they country.... the afican throws gold and sliver off the cliff.... the mexican throws tacos off the cliff...... the american goes and pushes the mexican and african off the cliff and says "we have to many of them in our country!"

An Englishman, Frenchman, Texan, and Mexican are flying on a small plane with their friends. Near the end of the flight, they notice two engines catch fire.

The pilot comes out and says, "One of our engines caught fire, and we need to have three people jump in order to save the rest of the passengers.

The Englishman stands up, yells, "Long live the queen!", and jumps out.

The Frenchman stands up, yells, "Viva la France!", and jumps out.

The Mexican stands up, and looks out of the door, considering jumping, when the Texan pushes him out, and yells, "Remember the Alamo!"

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?A: Hose A and Hose B

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?" "Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose. "Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand. Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border. Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?" "Sand," says Jose. A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border. For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're more...

Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way."The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.The maid replied, "Your husband and your son." Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation. "Well," Aimara explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your husband say,' You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your son say' You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way and I quit."