Mexican Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day a teacher told her students to make a sentence out of these three words:
1.deduct
2.defense
3.defeat
None of the students could give her an answer. But then the only Mexican student said "Oh, no problem, teacher. I can do it!"
He stood up and said, "Dee duck jumped over dee fence and hurt dee feet."
What do you call a young Mexican?
A paragraph. (Because he is not quite an essay yet.)
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican. They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons. The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory. The tribe chief says to the Candian, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The Canadian responds, "I will take oil!"So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the Canadian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the Canadian away, and say to the Mexican,"What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!, I will take my punishment like a real man!" says the Mexican, and he boldly stands there and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch. Finally, it's the Yank's turn and the tribal chief asks:"What will you take on your back?" And he responds - " I'll take the Mexican! "
One day there were 3 mexicans(they do speak good english)
crossing the boarder. The cops pull them over and asked for
their green card. The first mexican said," We dont have any
green cards but is there any way we can get out of it." The cops
said,"If u can give me a sentence using green, yellow, and pink
I'll let u guys go." So he asked the first 2 mexicans and they
were all confused. The third mexcans said with his mexican
accent, "Sure i do it' The fone went green, green I pink it up
and say yellow'"
Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B
There are 3 construction workers in dowtown new york. one irish, one mexican, and one american. Every day at noon the 3 friends took a lunch break. However every day for lunch the irish man got a potatoe, the mexican got a taco, and the american got a peanut butter- and jelly sanwich. After getting sick of the same meal the 3 men declared after lunch, that if they were to get the same food tomorrow they would jump from their construction site. The next day they got the same food and all jumped to their deaths.
At the funerals the wife of the irish man cried saying that she shouldnt have made him potatoes. the wife of the mexican cried saying she shouldnt have made him tacos, and the wife of the american cried sobbing “he made his own lunch”