Michael Jokes / Recent Jokes
A guy walked up to me and asked why I had a license plate frame on my van that said "I beat Michael Jackson". I said that that self-declared sissy Michael Jackson had challenged me, a real man, to a game of jacks. I probably could even beat him at drugging little boys, if I wanted to, so I said yes. And I did- went all the way through 12s when she, I mean he, was still on 3.
That queer could not understand the concept of grabbing 4 because he was stuck on grabbing 3- A LITTLE PENIS AND 2 LITTLE BALLS!!!
Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels`s house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won`t get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this." "Er, I wonder if you`d be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began. "Gee, I`m awfully sorry," said Michael with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I`ll be using it all day." "In that case," said the neighbor, "you won`t be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?
Well, the trial's over, and Michael got off... What's ironic is that getting off is what got him in trouble in the first place.
Why is Michael Jackson dating twenty-eight year olds?
The answer is:
Because there's twenty of them!
(twenty eight year olds....)