Michael Phelps Jokes / Recent Jokes

Kelly Clark of the United States is the latest winner of the World Cup halfpipe event. The winner of the full pipe event was Michael Phelps.

Kellogg has announced it will not renew its sponsorship deal with Michael Phelps. Fortunately he should have no problem picking up a deal from Honey Bunches of Hemp.

Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year. We can only hope this doesn't lead to more acting opportunities.

Michael Phelps has come to the conclusion that if he was a professional tennis player,he would definitely prefer grass over clay.

Members of a Marijuana advocacy group have written a strongly worded letter to Kellogg after the company cut ties with Michael Phelps. Kellogg was able to quiet the group by replying, "Dave's not here, man."

Michael Phelps won the gold in the 400 individual medley. Phelps swam so fast, ESPN had trouble keeping their lips on his butt.

George W. Bush sent his congratulations on Sunday to Michael Phelps, who won eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games.  Bush told Phelps by phone that he was most impressed by Phelps' effort as a  member of the victorious US 4x100-meter medley relay team.  Bush told Phelps he was amazed at how fast he could swim while clutching a baton.