Michael Phelps Jokes

Michael Phelps acknowledged that a photo of him smoking pot is authentic. The good news is that he smoked it a half second faster than the French.

Michael Phelps has come to the conclusion that if he was a professional tennis player,he would definitely prefer grass over clay.

It was announced today that Phelps newest sponsor is in fact Rosetta Stoned.
There was no comment from the Phelps camp on this but there was a "skunkish" smell in the air and alot of coughing was heard.
The Olympic Committee annouced today that there will be another event added to the swimming competition. The 100m bongstroke.

Michael Phelps won the gold in the 400 individual medley. Phelps swam so fast, ESPN had trouble keeping their lips on his butt.

To which Michael Phelps responded by popping speed and doing a bump.