Micheal Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do Micheal Jackson and a PS2 have in common?
They're both plastic, can be black or white and can be turned on by children.

what do Micheal Jackson and PS2s have in common???
Kids turn them on

What do Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have little boys pants half-off!

Q: what do micheal jackson and Kmart have in common?
A: little boys pants half off!!!

why did micheal jackson and squirel cross the road and go back?
they both forgot their NUTS!!

Why did Micheal Jackson go to K-mart?
He herd mens pants were half off!

WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GO TO KMART?
BECAUSE THEY HAD LITTLE BOYS UNDER WEAR ON SALE.