Micheal Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

wat do micdonalds and micheal jackson hav in commmon, they both stick there 46 year old meat into 6 year old buns.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

one is made out of plastic and dangerous for kids, and the other holds groceries

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: why does micheal jackson like 28yr olds???
A: cause theres 20 of them

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin - but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."

What did the lady say to micheal jackson at the beach?
Get out of my son!!!
What does Micheal Jackson and K-Mart have in comon?
They both have little boys pants half off!!!
What does Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat between 12 year old buns!!!