Micheal Jokes / Recent Jokes

how do you know when Micheal jackson is having a party?
When you see little tricycles lied up in front of his mansion.

Q: what did the lady say to micheal jackson at the beach???
A: GET OUT OF MY SON

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid hes goin to die." "Shure, an why would he be dyin?" asked the other. "Ah, hes gotten so thin. Youre thin enough, and Im thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."

Did u hear that micheal jackson got food poisoning? He ate a 12 yr old wiener

What does micheal jackson and burger king have in common?
They both stick there meat in 5 year old buns!

kim wild aqccompomied micheal jackson on his bad tour that night there were two people doing kids in america

What are the three things that micheal jackson and a carrier bag have in common?
1. they are both made of plastic
2.they are both white
and 3. they are both dangerous when left with children.