Middle Ages Jokes

A middle-aged man took his car to an auto shop for a checkup. When he received the mechanic's bill, the man flipped. "Hey!" he yelled to the owner of the shop. "This bill is higher than the one I got from my doctor for a complete physical checkup."

The auto shop owner nodded, "I believe it," he said. "The difference is my bill includes the checkup and the replacement of worn out parts!"

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is."

"I've got to the age when I need my false teeth and my hearing aid before I can ask where I've left my glasses."

"You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals."

"Middle age is when a woman's hair begins to turn from gray to brown."