Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes
At a UN forum in Sweden, Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki called on neighbouring countries to forgive debts and waive compensation payments for wars fought under Saddam Hussein. Iraq owes more than $60bn in total debt, with Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Capital One among its biggest creditors. Said an Iraqi official, "Saddam was a sucker for the teaser rates."
The Pentagon says that Iran is 5-8 years away from having a nuclear bomb. Speculated a source, "Eight years if they build it themselves, five years if we secretly sell it to them."
In an interview in Time Magazine, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said, "No country in the world looks upon America as a friend."
But they all want to sleep with us, baby.
...an iraqi reporter threw his pair of shoes in anger at president bush during his visit to iraq...the new york mets immediately offered him a contract for the upcoming season.
I love these intelligence reports, "Iran is one year away from a nuclear bomb." Well that's there fault, man. They'd have one by now if they'd matched our asking price.
Dear Friends,
We are going to live in this cave for quite a while, so we need a few "good neighbor" rules
- Everyone try and keep the cave clean. Do not leave crumbs on the floor.
- It is very rare that I give television interviews, and when I do so, I am trying to scare the most powerful country in the world. So please do not wave at the camera behind my back.
- We all also need to try and keep our beards clean, especially after we eat.
- Last, there has been word that American soldiers are trying to infiltrate our ranks in disguise. To combat this, starting tonight, we will have 24-7 patrol around the cave. The first patrol will be made up of Ahmed, Omar, Muhammad, and Richard.
Love,
Osama
Baghdad, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraq unveiled a list of the country's most-wanted Sunday, including Saddam Hussein's wife and daughter.
New York, New York (CNN) -- In response to Iraq, Lenny Marcus unveiled a list of his most-wanted Sunday, including Keira Knightley, Kate Beckinsale, and just about any chick that the guy's slept with on "Entourage."