Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes

"You'd better be scared, America. We have at least one bomb that's this big."

A British teacher in Sudan who looks like everyone's grandma is in danger of being whipped to death for inadvertently letting a little boy name a teddy bear'Mohammed'. It is considered an insult to'Islam'.
How can you insult a'religion' that whips grandmas to death for inadvertently naming teddy bears?

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune....

"One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban"

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence.

The voice then calls out..... "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban"

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan's voice calls out again.... "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban"

The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with more...

...the same way I look at "Sex & the City" on TBS. What's this still doing on my TV?

Gillian Gibbons, a British teacher in Sudan, has been sentenced to fifteen days in prison for allowing her class to name its teddy bear "Muhammad."

To appease the radical Muslims, Gibbons has agreed to allow the class to name their next bear, "Damn Jews!"

Iran has banned the word'women' on Iranian TV - all references to'women's' issues' or'women's groups' will be changed to'family'.

First we're told there's no gays in Iran and now there's no women. That leaves men and little boys. Hmmmm.

The American Military offers Viagra to a 60 year old warlord in exchange for information...
This should help any soldier who feels like he's between Iraq and a hard place!