Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes

In an unprecedented move, Iran refused to allow UN inspectors access to its nuclear facility at Natanz. The Iranians used the old excuse, "Sorry, it's really messy, we haven't cleaned yet."

In Miami, a deaf Iraqi girl had surgery which allowed her to hear words for the first time ever. She's headed back to Iraq, where the next word she's expected to hear is "incoming!"

During a Sunday news conference in Iraq, President George W. Bush ducked two shoes that were thrown at him. In his last action as Commander In Chief he ordered, "Get that foot soldier out of here immediatly?"

The long-awaited report from the Iraq Study Group was released yesterday. The group came out with 79 separate recommendations including talking with Iran, getting the U.N. more involved and, in the event you weren't sure of a correct answer, trying to eliminate obvious wrong answers and then just guessing.

"Without you, I'd have had to make up another reason to invade Iraq."

President Bush is opposed to setting a date to bring U.S. troops home from Iraq despite increasing pressure from members of his own Republican party for a change in war strategy. This is odd. Considering the president's stance on abortion and sexual education, you'd think he'd be a fan of early withdrawal.

Within the next 25 years, AIDS will be the third leading cause of death. Number one will be the war in Iraq.