Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes
Here's the best solution to the Bin Laden problem yet... Send in some special forces, smuggle Bin Laden to a hospital and give him a complete sex change operation.
THEN return _her_ to Afghanistan to live life as a woman!
(give him a female circumcision while they're at it)
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
Iraqi citizens are being given flags, blankets, and even chickens to get them to vote. After a close election, Colonel Sanders has been elected president.
While protesters are still filling the streets in Iran, a new vote count shows that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was put over the top by Palm Beach County, narrowly beating out Pat Buchanan.
"Democrats," the President said on Monday, "want to leave Iraq before the job is done."
"The job," whispered an aide, "is to lure Jesus back to Earth before the President starts drinking again."
WARNING
Don't go to the bathroom on November 8th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who goes #2 on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked.