Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes
NBC news recently announced that, for the sake of accuracy, the network would now begin to refer to the conflict in Iraq as "a civil war."
The network then said that, for the same reasons, it would now refer to George Bush as "a blithering idiot."
The Florida Marlins are set to visit U.S. military troops in Iraq and Kuwait. Because that's how far they have to travel to find a Marlins fan.
Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best job in Afghanistan?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting.
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.
Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.
President Bush conceded that "right now it's tough" for American forces in Iraq.
Donald Rumsfeld then added, "That's just'right now'. Tomorrow we'll be winning again."
At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Ben Dover, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and taxi-cab drivers.
The online hangout will organize 20 concerts on Oct. 21 featuring bands promoted on its site as part of a campaign to raise awareness and money.
MySpace's chief executive said the site's reach gives it an "extraordinary opportunity to spread the word and empower individuals to help address the horrors in Darfur."
When asked to comment by My Spacers:
"Cool!"
---Allison age 14, Michigan
" Darfur, isn't that the bad guy on Aladin?"
---Rodger age 12, Rhode Island
"I'll have to ask my Mom"
---Sadie age 16, Texas
"Any hot pages gonna be there?"
---Mark age 52, Florida
Senators John Kerry and Christopher Dodd met with Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday and “challenged Syria’s government to play a more constructive role in the region.”
You think maybe we could start with a less destructive role first? I mean, asking Syria to play a more constructive role in the region is like asking Michael Jackson to help reform a troubled daycare center.