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Senators Chuck Hagel of Nebraska and John Warner of Virginia have joined the growing number of Republican Congressmen who are urging the President to find a new strategy in Iraq. “Ideally this new strategy will involve never having actually gone in there,” says Hagel. “Can we make that happen?”

Senator John Warner spoke on Face the Nation about how America needs to consider any strategy except one that would “let Iraq fall into a civil war.” FALL into civil war? That’s like saying we can’t “let Tara Reid FALL into a state of drunken whoredom”. Frankly, the window of opportunity has already passed.

Finally- we have proof there's a shortage of vehicles in Iraq...

Late Thursday, the Senate overwhelmingly approved a bill allowing the United States to send nuclear fuel and technology to India.

If experience with Iraq and Iran is any indicator, it’ll only be about twenty years before we have to bomb India to get them back.

Have you heard that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now has a blog? I think this could be the start of an important trend. If other dictators and terrorists and terrorist dictators were to get blogs, they’d become like other bloggers: they'd never leave the house again. They’d never get out of their pajamas to bomb anything. Especially when they see how much more fun it is to fight World War III over the Internet. (Or World War IV or V or I, depending on how you look at it.)
And the trend would finally authenticate the term "pajamahideen."

More Iraqis were killed in October than in any other month since the invasion in 2003, according to a recent U.N. report.

In other news, "suicide bomber" was the most popular Iraqi Halloween costume choice yet again this year.

President Bush said Friday that the fight in Iraq has been longer and more costly than expected. Kinda like O.J. Simpsons' freedom.