Moma Jokes / Recent Jokes
Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."
yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving
yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.
your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.
yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"
Your Moma is so fat, when she went to KFC and ordered a bucket of chicken and they asked what size, she said the one on the roof!
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. And some of these might get their own category some day.
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when yo momma was born her ma said ""wow! what a treasure!"" and yo dad said ""ya lets bury it!""
yo momma is so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganant
yo momma is so special she could be in the special olympics
yo momma's so small she committed suicide by jumping of the curb!
yo moma so short that she plays hide-and-seek in the grass
yo moma so small i told her to do something creative with her life and she climbed over a speed bump.
Yo mamma is so cross-eyed that she sits in the front porch to watch the kids play in the backyard.