Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.
What monster plays the most April Fools jokes? Prankenstein!
A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop. Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor. So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I.
Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. No, thank you, said Mrs Monster. My husbands got two heads already.. .
How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.
Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.