Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes
Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing? Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.
What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
Angry wife in court to magistrate:" Your honour, my husband is a f....... monster
Magistrate: " What do you mean by F.......... monster?
Wife: " He wants it every night "
Magistrate: " So what? that's what he married you for."
Wife: "But he wants it in a very unnatural way!"
Magistrate:" Now that's different. Tell me."
Wife:" well he wants it with the lights on"
Whats big and hairy and goes beep beep? A monster in a traffic jam.