Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What`s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days? 2nd Monster: Hes at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, whats he studying? 2nd Monster: Nothing, theyre studying him!
What would you get if you crossed a newborn snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What do you do with a blue monster? Try and cheer him up.