Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
What is a monsters favourite society? The Consumers Association.
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he told them to go forth and multiply? They couldn`t - they were adders.
What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"
What is the best way to speak to a monster? From a long distance.