Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.

What is a monsters favourite society? The Consumers Association.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he told them to go forth and multiply? They couldn`t - they were adders.

What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.

Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"

What is the best way to speak to a monster? From a long distance.