Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes
How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
What is big, hairy and bounces up and down? A monster on a pogo stick.
Which snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers.
What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussauds.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.