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Monster: Doctor, Doctor, I think I`m a bridge. Doctor: What on earth`s come over you? Monster: Six cars, two trucks and a bus.

When should you feed yetis milk to a baby? When it`s a baby yeti.

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20, 000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

What is twenty metres long, ugly, and sings `Scotland The Brave`? The Loch Ness Songster.

What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem.

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.

Monster: Doctor, doctor, how do I stop my nose from running? Doctor: Stick out your foot and trip it up.