Monster Jokes / Recent Jokes

Where are yetis found? They`re so big they`re hardly ever lost.

Doctor: You need new glasses. Monster: How did you guess? Doctor: I could tell the moment you walked through the window.

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother? Young Monster: Hee, hee! He's my half-brother now!

An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assistant. Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.

Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.