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Having shot a moose two Antartians began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.
On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses boys," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.
"Sure!" the hunters agreed.
"Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail."
"Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads.
After about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?"
"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be? " he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose! !", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there! "

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, put on their costume and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but if I were you, I'd brace myself!"

Last night my 7-year old daughter, Rox, was playing with a toy moose that she got at some Christmas party. She showed it to my 9-year-old daughter, Carey, saying, "Look at the reindeer I got" Carey corrected her: "That's not a reindeer; that's a moose." Rox, puzzled, asked "Why didn't they make it a reindeer? It's Christmas." Carey, world-weary, sighed, "Bad marketing decision." They sure grow up fast.

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I don't know how about you but I'm going to start nibbling grass."

A moose walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face, buddy?"
The moose says, "You'd have a long face too if you had sex only once a year!"

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be? " he asked the keeper."Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply."A moose! !", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if thats a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there! "