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10 Fucking Limericks

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!


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There was a young man from Belgrave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
It must have taken pluck,
to have a cold fuck;
But think of the money he saved!


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There once was a man from Racine
who'd invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex,
it fit either sex,
but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean.


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There was an old man of more...

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
Said he with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nantucket!
Nantucket who?
Nantucket, but she'll have to give it back!