Neighbourhood Jokes

As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, “Snort sniff honk honk snort! ” coming from one of his reindeer.
Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn’t know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. “Snort sniff honk honk snort! ”
Dogs in the neighbourhood began to bark. “Shhh! ” Santa hissed. “Please be quiet! ”
He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. “SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT! ” Lights came on all over the neighbourhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows.
Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, “We are not going to deliver more...

One fine sunday morning Mother and Father decide to make love.
Little Jonnny however was at home and they could'nt find a way
get rid of him. So the Father asks Jonny to stand in the balcony
and tell him what each neighbour is doing.
So Jonny stands on the balcony while Father and Mother get into
the Act.
Jonny: Next door Sam is washing the Car, Rachel in No 6 is drying
the cloths, Samantha and Bill in No 8 are mowing their lawn
Ted from No 10 is reading the newspaper
And Mr and Mrs Jones from No 16 are having Sex! !
Father and Mother are shocked to hear this from little Jonny
Father: How do you know Mr and Mrs Jones are having sex? ??
Jonny: Oh Easy, Thier son David is standing on the balcony
doing a neighbourhood watch just like me! !!!!!!!

As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" coming from one of his reindeer.Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. "Snort sniff honk honk snort!"Dogs in the neighbourhood began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa hissed. "Please be quiet!"He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!" Lights came on all over the neighbourhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows.Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, "We are not going to deliver more...