Nevada Jokes / Recent Jokes
Dumb Nevada laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
Nevada Crazy Law It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
The Democratic Senator speaking before having his morning cup of coffee said, "I'm pleased that President Obama has forgiven me and look forward to being invited back to the White House for yet another KFC dinner."
A Virginia inmate tried to sue himself for $5 million on the grounds that he had gotten drunk and caused himself to violate his religious beliefs by committing a crime. Because he had no money, he wanted the state to pay the $5 million.
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A San Quentin death row inmate sued California, claiming his civil rights were violated because his packages were sent via UPS rather than the U. S. Postal Service.
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An Oklahoma inmate alleged his religious freedoms were violated but could not say just how, because the main tenet of his faith was that all its practices were secret.
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A Nevada inmate sued when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter at the Nevada State Prison canteen and received one chunky and one creamy.
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An Ohio inmate sued for being denied possession of soap on a rope.
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A convicted New York rapist sued the state, claiming he lost sleep and more...
Nevada’s governor’s race took a scandalous turn this week when a cocktail waitress accused a candidate, Rep. Jim Gibbons, of trying to sexually assault her in a parking garage in Las Vegas.
Gibbons responded immediately by announcing he was gay, abused as a child and an alcoholic. When that didn’t work, he accused the waitress of harboring weapons of mass destruction.
Just two weeks after announcing his bid for a run for the Presidentcy, Republican Sen. John Ensign of Nevada admits to an extramarital affair last year with a young campaign aide.
Is this what Republicans mean by "Drill Baby Drill"?
Republican Senator John Ensign (NV) has stepped down from his leadership post, after admitting he carried on an extramarital affair with a woman who was on his campaign staff.
There's a lot of speculation as to his next move; with what we know about him now, I'd say he's already a halfway decent Democrat.
Sen. John Ensign helped his mistress's husband get two jobs during the time the Republican senator acknowledges carrying on an extramarital affair. One job was in Iraq and the other in Afghanistan.