New York Mets Jokes / Recent Jokes

...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.

Jon Niese and Luis Castillo are the latest New York Mets to leave games with injuries. New York Met Fans, however, just leave games with anger.

This is the second time this month the federal government has rescued a troubled private company. Today the government will announce it is bailing out the New York Mets by adding a couple arms to the beleaguered bullpen.

Despite the struggles in the banking industry, the Mets will still keep Citi Field as the name of their new ballpark. Mainly because they're hoping they can get a bailout for their bullpen.

The New York Mets have retained hitting coach Howard Johnson, pitching coach Dan Warthen, and bullpen coach Randy Niemann. After all, why mess with perfection?