New York Mets Jokes / Recent Jokes

Pedro Martinez will make his 2009 debut this week. We expect him to be healthy – if he was injured, the Mets would have kept him.

Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez met with the New York Mets about coming to their bullpen. Or as they call it, where ERAs go to die.

The New York Mets signed Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez. Rodriguez said that while he had many offers on the table, this was the one that allowed him to be the only relief pitcher on the team.

The New York Mets traded Aaron Heilman for JJ Putz, marking the first time in history that a Putz was traded for a putz.

New York Yankee Hideki Matsui had his left knee drained and is out indefinitely. The Mets are suing for copyright infringement.

Venezuelan authorities are scheduled to exhume the body of former major leaguer Geremi Gonzalez. Mainly to check if he's healthy enough to pitch for the Mets.

Among the fraud victims who invested money with arrested New York money manager Bernard Madoff is Mets owner Fred Wilpon. Sadly, this comes right after Wilpon was stung by another bad investment-- the New York Mets bullpen.