New York Mets Jokes / Recent Jokes

New York Mets manager Jerry Manuel said the team will address some concerns during the All Star break. They'd address all of them, but the break is only three days long.

The New York Mets are thinking of signing free agent reliever J.J. Putz. It's a surprising development considering that their bullpen is already full of putzes.

The New York Mets will be participating in the Yankees Word Series parade.They will be removing trash from the streets,for their only sweep of the season.

The Mets added Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and Ryan Church to their long list of injured players. To replace their injured players, the Mets called up the Washington Nationals.

Mets pitcher John Maine won his first game since May. Though it was against the Nationals, so we don't yet know if he's healthy.
 

Kansas City outfielder Jose Guillen sustained a torn knee ligament while trying to put on a shin guard. The New York Mets have already made an offer.