New York Mets Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bernie Madoff’s stuff is being auctioned off, including his Mets jacket which says “Madoff” on the back. May not be safe to walk the streets of New York in that thing; after all, it does say Mets on it!

Officials for the New York Mets said season ticket sales are doing well for the new ballpark. Especially popular are the new "first six innings" and "April through August" plans.

Jason Bay passed his physical for the New York Mets. He may have broken bones, but they grade on a curve.

The New York Mets are considering changing their uniforms for the upcoming season. We suggest a hospital gown and slippers.

Developers of the new New York Mets stadium are trying to calm local protesters by stressing the jobs and money that flow from a new ballpark--you know, in the way that Yankee Stadium has made the South Bronx such an economic miracle.

A fungus has killed off about 90 percent of New Jersey’s bat population. Veterinary sleuths have traced the epidemic across the Hudson River to Queens, NY, where bats have long been known to die suddenly upon exposure to the lineup of the New York Mets.

The magic number for the Mets is 25. Which coincidentally is also how many runs they need per game to keep it safe from the bullpen.