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It seems that a young couple had just gotton married and spent their
wedding night with the young mans parents.
In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast, went
to the bottom of the stairs and called for them to come down for
breakfast. After a long wait the family ate without the newlyweds. The
mother said "I wonder why they never came down to eat."
The groomes young brother said "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh shut up I don't want to heat what you think!" said the mother, not
wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the younger brother.
At lunch time the mother again prepared a wonderful meal and again
called the young couple to eat. After another long wait the family
proceeded to eat, and after the meal was completed the mother once
again said "I wonder why they never came down to eat?" Once again the
younger brother started to speak, but was interrupted by more...

The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

When the Texan newlyweds had arrived at the hotel the husband explained to the desk clerk that they had just gotten married that morning.
"Congratulations to you both," replied the desk clerk. "I assume you'd like the bridal then?"
"Naw, thanks anyway," replied the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."